Painting in Bellingham 2019
Paintings archive
"Taking the census in Washington DC after the ice melts"
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"No ice cream for dogs"
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"Three readers"
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"Good fishing under Washington's nose after the ice melts"
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"Gurl pwr #2"
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"Gurl pwr #1"
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"Stop the war on coal"
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"Baker"
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"Trump Putin 2020"
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"Candy for handmaids"
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"Jason likes the look of your money"
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"Betty needs a fill up"
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"Lilly and Hannah, twin sisters age 11"
"Betty and Bill do the WooWoo"
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"Make off with fifty grand easy"
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"Should I be concerned that Hillary's lost emails keep piling up in my Inbox?"
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"Another secret server? It's a nightmare in a bad restaurant"
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"I talk to a lot of Ukrainians but about honey Shulicks with poppy-seeds not Biden"
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"Does Putin need a paper ballot for the impeachment vote or can he hack right in online?"
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"Would you like it if the Ukraine ignored our elections? I don't like being ignored. Do you?"
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"The President said that the hurricane was going to wipe out Alabama. Like, I trust the President to know if it's raining outside"
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"A wink warned of a left hook and 'Thumbs' Thornton dodged it easily"
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"Do I look locked and loaded to you?"
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"No kidding. After we buy Greenland, I'm going to homestead a glacier"
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"Imagine getting stuck in an elevator that played Fake News instead of Muzak"
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"'Machine gun' Mullins weighs in at 96 pounds"
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"An effective right cross includes a wrist snap"
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"Stealing our intellectual property? Better not touch my iTunes!"
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"American companies are ordered out of which country?"
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"What? Another trade war?"
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"Too many hearts in the mail and you need the steady hand of the Biker Chicks"
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"On weekends the Biker Chicks work crowd control in a diner"
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"The Biker Chicks defend every woman's right to enjoy an updraft"
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"The Biker Chicks take pretty boy Brando out on the Interstate"
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"The Biker Chicks ride our National Parks looking for wildlife not mountains majesty"
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"The Biker Chicks stop at every roadside fruit stand for target practice"
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"The Biker Chicks always pump their own gas"
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"The Biker Chicks always get the tomato ketchup first"
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"The Biker Chicks do the Sunnyland Brunch"
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"Canine witness to 21st Century violence: Letting a lizard do urban renewal"
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"His gal"
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"War bride 1942"
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"Bride and groom, 1930"
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"Canine witness to 21st Century: Smoking within 25 feet of a theater entrance"
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"Canine witness to 21st Century: Reptiles in swimming pools" (Connoisseurs will recognize [l. to r.] Gwen Lee, Joel McCrea, and Raquel Torres in a publicity photo 1931)
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"Canine witness to 21st Century: Carjacking" (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Greater Gangster Stories April 1933, Look Magazine March 1948 and Crash by J.G. Ballard)
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"The Trump organization franchises the Solar System: MARS a Lago" (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Film Fun March 1938 and Out of this World Adventures December 1950)
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"The Meet-and-Greet was a great success until the Martian guests found copper wires tastier than chevre crackers" (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Film Fun June 1937 and Fantastic Story Quarterly Summer 1950)
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Why walk through life when you can dance? (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Gay Book Magazine Spring 1934 and Argosy Weekly February 19, 1938)
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First, eliminate the source of the flower pollen (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Greater Gangster Stories July 1933 and Thrilling Love August 1947)
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Because the pirates had only one rope to spare for a swing, everyone else had to jump (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Movie Merry-Go-Round November 1936 and Action October 1953)
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The saloon sing-along ended with her tabletop tap dance (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Ace-High March 1927 and Film Fun January 1937)
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ISIS lives (Connoisseurs will recognize a pin-up by Ernest Chiriacka and the cover of War Novels June 1930)
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Paddling a machine gun dingy around the ocean dodging enemy submarines still gave her plenty of time to show off her new brassiere (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Top-Notch June 1936 and Spicy-Adventure Stories December 1942)
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Another politician caught by the Me Too movement (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Gangster Stories August 1930 and Bedtime Stories 1936)
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The boss quickly realized that she could handle a pistol even better than a lipstick (Connoisseurs will recognize the covers of Gangster Stories January 1930 and February 1931)
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The welcoming committee was eager to dispense with the introductory formalities (Connoisseurs will recognize a pin-up of Walt Otto and Black Mask February 1929)
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Her roommate required a different type of persuasion (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Stag Magazine November 1955 and Spicy Adventure November 1936)
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The double date was lots of fun until somebody suggested veggie burgers (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective of October 1936 and September 1941)
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Just then Mildred decided to duck out for more salsa. (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective for October 1937 and December 1940.)
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Nobody expected Esther to be packing such a serious blade in her bra. (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective for February 1935 and November 1938.)
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Hot butter 10-28-42
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Frank Zappa: "Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
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Keith Richards: "It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere."
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John Stuart Mill: "That so few dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time"
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Forgot to floss 5-18-38
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NOT al dente 3-6-40
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Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
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Too much garlic 11-14-53
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Clark, Jean and a large cockatiel
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Sean, Madonna and three peach-faced lovebirds
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Miley, Liam and two ducks
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