The carrot chronicles

Imagine two rabbits find an enormous carrot. They dig it out and drink a congratulatory bottle of beer. The carrot rests in a two-wheeled cart to be pulled by their trusty dog. Getting through downtown is hysterical. A traffic cop blows his whistle, cars honk. A pedestrian is horrified. One wheel of the dog car is caught in a curb. Then Uncle Bobby sees the carrot. He filets carrots and fish. The blade is raised and prayers are offered up to protect their carrot. Then things get moving when they hitch a ride with Janie's junkies. They speed along crashing through a school cross walk, shocking the crossing guard and nearly running down a school girl who is studying art. Talking of art, on Aurora Ave. N. they stumble upon a painter trying to sell this paintings along Aurora. Why not stop and have an art break, paint a picture and pose for immortality?