The double date was lots of fun until somebody suggested veggie burgers (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective of October 1936 and September 1941)
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Just then Mildred decided to duck out for more salsa. (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective for October 1937 and December 1940.)
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Nobody expected Esther to be packing such a serious blade in her bra. (Connoisseurs are directed to the covers of Spicy Detective for February 1935 and November 1938.)
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Hot butter 10-28-42
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Frank Zappa: "Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
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Keith Richards: "It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere."
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John Stuart Mill: "That so few dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time"
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Forgot to floss 5-18-38
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NOT al dente 3-6-40
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Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
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Too much garlic 11-14-53
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Clark, Jean and a large cockatiel
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Sean, Madonna and three peach-faced lovebirds
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Miley, Liam and two ducks
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